I need to go Zell Miller on my Muslim family for a second. Has to be done after reading this article.
My dear Sisters and Brothers,
Are you stupid? There are almost 1.3 billion Muslims in the world, but seems like every Muslim who comes to the US has a pedigree that includes generations of inbreeding. The US offers us unprecedented ability to worship, but we let a group of dubious credentials violate our souls be letting them tell us what Islam is. The group that literally defecates on the house of the Prophet (PBUH), we allow them to tell us what Islam is. We can express ourselves freely, but condemn neither attacks carried out in the name of Islam, nor Muslim on Muslim violence. We have a huge economy in the US, but we allow Muslims in the US and throughout the world to live in abject poverty. Now, we are faced with one of the most important presidential elections in the post-WWII period, and we don’t know where we stand. Let’s make this a single issue question, because I think multiple issues or abstract concepts confuse our inbred minds. The question is: Do you want to get your sorry selves thrown in Gitmo? If yes, vote Bush and attempt and independent thought. If no, vote Kerry. Why is this an issue. If it makes it easier for you, rent the movie The Seige. I am proud to be a Muslim and an American. To be either, means I have to be ashamed of you my Brothers and Sisters.
Yours in the search for islam,
Islam O. Yankee